Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
well I can't set my house on fire every night
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
foreskin is a definite game changer
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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