so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
honey bunches of taint.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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