...so i touched it.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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