It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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