Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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