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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
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