We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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