In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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