Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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