dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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