I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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