a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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