I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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