chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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