I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Im part way to drunk.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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