Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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