What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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