i just google imaged poop.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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