If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I have post one night stand depression
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