I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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