Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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