So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My dick has a subreddit
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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