I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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i think i scared a bird with my dick
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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