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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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