Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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