I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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