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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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