Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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