I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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