i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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