Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Did I show you my penis last night?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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