Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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