so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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