what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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