what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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