oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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