Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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