Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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