put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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