I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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