i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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