Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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