i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
You did what with his pubic hair?
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