i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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