Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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