he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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