Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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