Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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