I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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