I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
foreskin is a definite game changer
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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