Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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