I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
